In case of rapture

If you find yourself left behind you may find these resources useful.

What - NZ Beats Us !*&%!#$

Beaten by NZ where it counts - that hurts.

Accosted by the Christians ...

Accosted by the Christians at uni and invited to a bible study class I was asked by a young lady what my favorite bible passage was.

Ezekiel 23:20 I replied, giving her lovely flat chest a healthy amount of attention before I walked off.

Accents

If the sound is out of sync blame youtube.
Ute et al meamed me to do this.