Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Dances With Smurfs.



Saw Dances With Smurfs last night. There was enough blue side boob to kindle within me a fetish for a naked 3 metre tall action hero Smurfet. The 3D WETA magic didn't quite suspend my disbelief enough to take plugging my hair into a botanical Internet seriously. The mood devise of the Celine Dion esque soundtrack was perhaps a bit too overt and the "saddle up, lock and load" catch phrase militarism never let you forget that this cowboys and indians flick, like everything else in the scifi genera is unapologetically aimed at pleasing low IQ American teenage males. But is was good. Three hrs of near total immersion in an alien landscape… perhaps not the best movie I have seen but certainly up three in the top few.
Now I need rishathra.

4 comments:

xl said...

I liked all of the glowy plants. Would be cool to have those in a garden.

unique_stephen said...

Had some mushrooms in Thailand once that kind a sorta did that.

just saw this, opps.

Lana Banana said...

did you hear about the low IQ americans who killed themselves after leaving the theater and realizing such a place doesn't exist?

god bless james cameron. someone needed to clean out the gene pool . . .

Spiky Zora Jones said...

The movie was okay...yeah I thought of it as a cowboy/indian movie. I much prefer the movie "Quiggly Down Under" I love the outdoorsy kind of man.

sweetie...watch 'Beautiful Bones.' You will love it. As a parent I didn't want to watch it because I read the book...but I'm glad I did.

Um, sweetie, why is your tongue blue. xx