Thursday, March 24, 2011

In case of rapture

If you find yourself left behind you may find these resources useful.


Ute said...

Yes. They will come in handy.

I'll download them, and use them as fuel to start my fire.

xl said...

Going somewhere?

Spiky Zora Jones said...

I don't need to go to heaven. The playboy mansion (my heaven) is close by and I've been there already. wooo...the grotto. And all I had to do was wear a bikini...well, half of it.

Yo Heff...pick me. :)

unique_stephen said...

Ute > A pentecostal chick I work with was getting all serious about it the other week. So I found this for her suggesting she draft some letters to her friends and family seeing as how this was the end of days and all.

Xl > To watch the next great disappointment.

SZJ > It may not be the playboy mansion but I can put up a cardboard sign in my back garden in the middle of suburbia if you want to come and have a frolic. Why were you just walking around in the top half of a bikini anyway?

Spiky Zora Jones said...

steven: we just drove there and when you drive up there is a fake rock...with an intercom, I acted blond (normal) and we girls got in. And sweetie you have too wear a bikini to start with. A beautiful brunette took my bikini top off in the pool and we made out..and a little more. I never asked for her name. I gave her my telephone number. She never called...too bad, I thought we connected. She was though rather tipsy.

we were found out and had to leave. I bet if hef had known...he would had kept us.

it was funnnnnnnn......