Thursday, March 24, 2011

In case of rapture

If you find yourself left behind you may find these resources useful.

5 comments:

Ute said...

Yes. They will come in handy.

I'll download them, and use them as fuel to start my fire.

xl said...

Going somewhere?

Spiky Zora Jones said...

I don't need to go to heaven. The playboy mansion (my heaven) is close by and I've been there already. wooo...the grotto. And all I had to do was wear a bikini...well, half of it.

Yo Heff...pick me. :)

unique_stephen said...

Ute > A pentecostal chick I work with was getting all serious about it the other week. So I found this for her suggesting she draft some letters to her friends and family seeing as how this was the end of days and all.

Xl > To watch the next great disappointment.

SZJ > It may not be the playboy mansion but I can put up a cardboard sign in my back garden in the middle of suburbia if you want to come and have a frolic. Why were you just walking around in the top half of a bikini anyway?

Spiky Zora Jones said...

steven: we just drove there and when you drive up there is a fake rock...with an intercom, I acted blond (normal) and we girls got in. And sweetie you have too wear a bikini to start with. A beautiful brunette took my bikini top off in the pool and we made out..and a little more. I never asked for her name. I gave her my telephone number. She never called...too bad, I thought we connected. She was though rather tipsy.

we were found out and had to leave. I bet if hef had known...he would had kept us.

it was funnnnnnnn......