Monday, September 22, 2008

Raining Russians

I know I know, second post on Anastasia spam in a week but I've been inundated with emails from two more Russian women. Now, in order to generate some good blog fodder I've created a email address and I've been all lonely hearts and replied to these girls. Problem is that the next step is that they want my money - I need to sign up to an account so that I, and they, can be verified.

What the? Any way, being sensitive, I've asked if the "Verification" for Olga will include a doctors certificate to prove that she is a maiden. (I really hope this is an honest to goodness con or I'm going to feel so crap)

According to my extensive research (
"The main difference between Russian women and Western women is that Russian women do not suffer from the "Cinderella syndrome" so common to Australian, US or UK females. Over–independence and feminism have not spoiled Russian women belief in traditional family values. Unlike their Western sisters they still put family ahead of career."

Further more "Russian women are more than just pretty faces atop nubile bodies." And, not only are they "easy to get" they are more than happy to be 10 to 15 years younger than their partner.

Wow, just what I've always wanted - a docile twig with an accent.

Any questions you want me to ask them???


Hello, how are you doing?
Likely, you will be now surprised. But I long thought before writing to you the letter.
Today in the morning, I have received love the Internet dispatch, from the unknown person to me the addressee. In the given letter, it was spoken about love attitudes between people. In the list e-mail addressees, I have seen your personal address.
I think, what you as search for serious attitudes? I consider, that given chance for me unique, therefore I have decided to write to you. I wish to find the present love!
You are ready to learn me?
If you will allow me, I would like to begin our acquaintance, with the small story about me.
My name is Yuliya. To me of 30 years. I was born in not the big Russian city which refers to Ryazan.
I am quiet, young, purposeful girl. Friends speak me, that I cheerful. I love dialogue. I consider, that dialogue very important component in our life.
I am, as well as all women of our country, like to cook food, to go in for sports. I conduct a healthy way of life. I do not smoke and I do not take alcohol. I have work which very strongly I love. But I do not have not enough love. I am assured, that on our planet, there is a person whom the happiness and love can present me!
On the Internet I more recently. I have no wide experience in the Internet acquaintances. I saw transfer on the TV, about love in the Internet and have decided to find the happiness. I consider, that it is real.
I search the present for the man which will love, and to respect with me. I consider, that this main thing in attitudes.
You interesting the man, and I would like to learn you in more detail. Probably it is our destiny?
You can write to me the letter and tell to me in more detail about you. I with pleasure shall answer you. Certainly, I shall send you my photos as. In the future as I shall send you a photo from my life. You can learn all about me.

Please reply only my personal e-mail:

I with impatience shall wait your letter to me, with more detailed story about you. I am assured, that we become good friends and we can love each other.
Yours faithfully,
Your girlfriend from Russia, Yuliya.



I see and read your profile on se and would like to know you better.

Some words about me. My real name is Olga , friends call me olya. I’m a single girl from Russia, now i live in city - Sovetskij

My age 27 y. I was born 27th August 1981 year, on a sign the zodiac i'm maiden, my height is 176 cm, weight is 56 kg. I have the blond hair and brown eyes. (You can also look at the photo in the attachment).

Friends say, that I’m attractive, optimistic, kind and sensitive person. I like to go to theatres, museums, i like to keep fit and go to the gym hall and pool, but work takes most of my time. I live with my parents.

In free time i love reading books, seeing movies and cooking. O! Yes, i cook very good and i like to create new dishes.

I'm looking for truelove, my best friend and soulmate. I want to meet reliable and responsible man, who will be a special man for me. I just need one special man and have no interest in others.

I attach the photo that you knew my face, please tell me what are you thinking about my photo - ok? Also I want to ask you to send me some your photos!

I'm very open and its easy to get to know me, so please ask me anything.

Please reply only my personal e-mail:

Please tell me more about you and send me your picture,

I wait your message,


Fusion said...

Are we sure "Olga" doen't go to the gym and pool hall? I bet the trollop gets drunk every night, and winds up in a different guy's bed every morning...

Yeah, ask them if they've seen Elvis lately...

Em said...

Haha... interesting!

xl said...

Ask them if they know Borat Sagdiyev.

Eostre said...

There's something very creepy about these emails. It's all very, "Hello. I am sexbot. Please insert penis here. Also I am pure and loving."

They should make up their minds what angle their con is taking.

EmmaK said...

before you get too amorous and one of these model-looking lovelies has sucked you dry just think about this fact: Why are most middle-aged women in Russia squat and bitter, resembling Madeleine Albright rather than Sophie Loren? Then tuck your wallet back in your pants

fingers said...

But Emmak, they all start out gorgeous and full of hope. We just need to get them out of Russia before The Motherland sucks every last drop of goodness from them.
My god, when did you lose your compassion...

Anonymous said...

hahaha funny I thought Olga only had emails for me hahaha I get these emails and are forever telling them to get there gears off but still no pictures come through... only how are you my love emails!!!!

unique_stephen said...

Fusion > I suspect you're right. But I still want that report.

Em > Do you get man mail?

Xl > Done

Eostre > just where do you get these sexbots?

EmmaK > lol @ Madeleine Albright, you've just put an image in my mind that has deflated me for a week.

Fingers > Who knew you were so full of compassion? Perhaps you could start a Rescue a Red plan alongside your efforts to save the starving kids in Africa.

Annon > I think you're badly in need of some Top Gear.

Em said...

No, never.

Memphis Steve said...

I tried the Russian bride reply for my blog once. But it never went anywhere. I guess they got suspicious because I can't help but be a smart-ass every time I write anything. Dammit.

rackorf said...

Olga the fucken lying mol - that bitch said she was MY girlfriend.

Anonymous said...

Poor bloody girls, imagine being so desperate for security and a chance at a (better?) life you'd write to strangers on an internet ( no offense Unique Stephen!).

unique_stephen said...

Em > Pity, I'll send you some.

Memphis > It's not your fault that these Olgas can't see you for the sensitive man that you are. You can't help but to have an intelligent Pygidium.

Rackorf > I'm going to bitch slap that two timing Muscovite into next Sunday (too far away).

Kate > Pretty bloody desperate to write to me.

Anonymous said...


I'm an American living in Ukraine. Women in the Ukraine are gold-digging just like the rest of them. They are not docile. Everything about them is an illusion. They steal, cheat and lie to get what they want.