Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Razorback

A woman has reported a huge pig on her property near Murwillumbah.
Could it be?

17 comments:

Jen said...

I've been to Murwillumbah.
She probably had a few too many beers and got a bit confused about things.
It's not a pretty place.....

Lana said...

It was probably just her daughter. Stupid old cow.

sparsely kate said...

Murwillumbah is a lovely place! I've got family there.

OH wait. Uncle Benny was always a big pug-nosed..could it be....surely not!

*runs off to ring the relatives*

mary said...

Hey suck my dick fuckwit. By the way hows the doll coming on?

Jen said...

It's Mary!!!!
Mary from Murwillimbah!!!!
NOW it all makes sense!!!!!

Eostre said...

I knew y'all were odd, what with giving Mel Gibson his big break and all (seriously, Mad Max, wtf?). But I never realized how weird.

unique_stephen said...

Jen > I've been to much of Australia but Murwillumbah is one little banjo town I've missed.

Lana > Bush pig much.

Kate > You any good on the banjo?
- du dah ling ling ling ling dar da dar

Mary > So you finally had the operation then? - good for you. The dolls getting a bit worn out now, I'm thinking of replacing it with a Russian.

Jen > You know her too !! Wow. Sounds like Mary is as well known as James "Jimmy Three Springs" Parkinson. I hope she takes care changing tyres.

Eostre > He was an old boy at my school and still lent a hand teaching cricket.

Memphis Steve said...

Murwill-what? I've never heard of this place in my entire life, and you know how incredibly well travelled and informed I am, right? Yeah, so no surprise there then.

Eostre said...

He may be a scholar and a gentleman. That still doesn't explain Mad Max.

I did like Braveheart though?

Memphis Steve said...

Mad Max was pure genius. What made no sense was when it came to America and they dubbed it with American voices because they didn't think Americans would understand Australian.

I shit you not.

xl said...

My favorite of the series, by far, was Road Warrior.

Cat said...

dangerous or dead!

Jen said...

If anybody cares, the pig, named Bruce, has been captured and is now, according to his captor, a 'stud pig'.....bacon sandwich, anyone?

unique_stephen said...

Memphis > At least you have a passport, unlike half of Congress.

Eostre > I think, like most Australian cinimar, it defies explanation - go rent Turky Shoot.

Memphis > I shit you not. Are they flowers? Anything like I Love You Not
ts??? Imagine being in a whole field of I shit you nots.

XL > two go in, one comes out.....

Cat > two states of being - love it

Jen > If they knew what they were doing they would have called it "Jake Cullen"

Memphis Steve said...

You should be glad more of our Congress doesn't have passports. They'd all the time be over there screwing up everything for you guys. Have you heard about our huge financial crisis? Yeah, the politicians are bailing everyone out with our tax money because if anyone starts digging into the whole thing it'll lead them all the way back to our own lovely politicians in ... drumroll ... CONGRESS.

A field of I-shit-you-nots would no doubt be lovely to see, but hell to smell.

Ms Smack said...

You have the funniest trolls LOL

unique_stephen said...

:-)