Thursday, September 25, 2008

Second Amendment

25 comments:

phishez said...

I don't get it...

unique_stephen said...

well if that doesn't look like a pair of bear arms wrapped around her I'll vote for family first.

Tiffany Cavalli said...

hey there aussie! glad you popped around! love Tiff

xl said...

Excellent one Steve!

Memphis Steve said...

They can't survive without the 2nd Amendment up there in Alaska. You can shoot the shit out a grizzly bear and he'll STILL eat you and walk away. Those fuckers are the biggest, meanest monsters God ever created all cute and fuzzy.

Maybe she just felt the need for a hug that day?

Josh said...

By the smile on her face I am guessing she did not go for the hunting...

Eostre said...

She's about as qualified to be VP as she is to be a PETA spokesperson.

Apparently she thinks polar bears aren't endangered (about halfway down) and supports aerial hunting of wolves? Brilliant

EmmaK said...

no idea what's going on here except I was wondering whether Palin has a big furry beaver down below too?

Memphis Steve said...

Do we actually have any qualifications to be VP? I don't think we do.

cat said...

What is that around her neck?

How sick! Really.

She has no qualifications to be VP in my book. What I don't have a book. Damn it.

cat said...

Unique Stephen: what does NSFW mean? You wrote that you added me to NSFW section on your blog in Memphis Steve's comment section of his blog......just wondering.

Cat said...

Palin, a post turtle well defined;

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President .
The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle.'
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was. The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle.'
The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. 'You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, she doesn't know what to do while she is up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put her up there to begin with.
(this was an email I shared on a comment of XL's blog about Palin - but seriously all should read and find humor in it!) Cat

unique_stephen said...

Tiff > It was a pleasure.

XL > tnks

Memphis > Unless you count the spiders, snakes, crocks, box jelly-fish, sea snakes and even the platypus (yep - it's poisness) we got nothing like the Grizzly. The most dangerous land predator is probably the Koala like Drop Bears. Make sure you rub Vegemite behind your ears to dissuade them when your in the bush here.

Josh > I wouldn't complain if she bared a little more.

Eostre > We need her here to get rid of the ferals. Australia's landscapes are being destroyed by land clearing and feral animals at a staggering rate. We could help out the US by giving her a job strapped to the nose of a Robinson and hunting down every last rabbit, cat, buffalo, deer, fox, carp and brumby.
If it's feral, it's in peril

Emma > Probably - she's all for Bush after all. Word on the local lexicon tho': "Map of Tasmania" if you don't mind.

Memphis > Don't you have to get shot down or something?

Cat > Um... Bear arms???

NSFW = Not safe for work. My bad - The blog which was not safe for work was the one Memphis mentioned in the same sentence - that one is double plus NSFW.

Cat > There's Wait.Wait cat too. So many cats?? can't keep up.

Post turtle. That's fantastic. Thanks.

Bo Bo said...

I think in that picture she was quoted as saying “I can see Russia from here”

unique_stephen said...

So there Russian bear arms?
Don't care who she is - still think she'd have a nice map'a'tasie

Fusion said...

I bear 3 rifles and one hand gun. Don't piss me off ;)

I have more good stuff to share about her in a new post soon, including that post turtle story Cat published earlier today over on XL's blog.

Memphis Steve said...

It looks like the bear is feeling up her boobies. Much like the photo currently up over at Kylie's blog. :)

I guess I can't figure out why Australians care who our potential new VP is? I mean, we're one government program away from disaster over here. You guys are the next great former British colony. After we dig ourselves into a deeper hole with government 'help' it's going to be all about Australia, the new Great White Hope. And I'll be living in a 2 bedroom in Ryde telling all the neighbors about how "that's not how we did it where I come from, but we're all fucked up over there so you go ahead and stick your hand way on up in that wallaby 'cause I don't know nothin' about that."

From what I hear, Sarah Palin potentially being president in the event McCain's death isn't the biggest fear to have, by far. It's that we're going to have 4 more years of Karl Rove slinking around the White House fucking everything up from behind the scenes. That's just a rumor, though. I don't really know if he slinks or not.

De Campo BC said...

I forget whatever it was I was thinking as soon as I saw Tiff commented here.

Spiky Zora Jones said...

ha...It looks like Big Foot lost two ties.

Awwww, poor thing.

I was talking about Sara sweetie. :D

Actually sweets, give me an hour and a bottle of Grey Goose with this babe, I think I might just be able to change her ways...and I'm not talking about politics.

Ciao babes.

Real Live Lesbian said...

Love the title.

Bless her heart. She is a post turtle! I love THAT!

Lana Banana said...

stephen: enough with the bear arms already!

THEY ARE NOT BEAR ARMS.

quite clearly it is a giant merkin wrapped around her head.

duh . . .

Mark Lawrence said...

How droll.

It must be an Aussie thing, Steve. Some of the yanks didn't get it.

Then again, it's an Aussie thing to point out when something's that droll.

And Steve, I reckon you underestimate the danger of crocs. I reckon they are far more ferocious than Drop Bears any day.

Reckon Palin will go down well in Nth Queensland.

unique_stephen said...

Efen Q is so redneck its "infrared-neck".

Ms Smack said...

SHE is so offensive.... that fur alone will guarantee so many votes against her.

The Wandering Gentile said...

Dontcha recognize a conditioned wolf tail when ya see it??

God bless ya, I'll be right there prayin' for ya to understand these things, gosh darn it.

Sarah.