Monday, February 16, 2009

A story you will never know more about


Have a friend who is, well, can't say much, but found himself in a funny predicament a few days ago.
He sent the following SMS before it hit the fan.
Unfortunately for you all he didn't die

10 comments:

Jen said...

Aaaaaw, that's teasing! Any hints?

Memphis Steve said...

OK, there's a stripper involved here, isn't there?

unique_stephen said...

Jen - Memphis - all I will say is that the man has acted with integrity and honesty and should he have died, which was unlikely but not impossible an outcome then the mortuary attendant would have had a hard time wiping the grin from his face.

Death certificate would have stated: cause of death - "multiple orgasm failure, lucky bugger."

Spiky Zora Jones said...

Hey I have the same question as Memphis Steve...

Was I involved? hehehehe.

I hate when I cause them to have MOF's...I mean they look so happy but so empty...literally.

hehehe

Ciao.

unique_stephen said...

Not sure that you were involved - I don't know all the 'players' in this game but you can be if you want to be - just send me a reasonably good quality full frontal of yourself and I'll pass it on. Human nature being what it is we can then answer the question as to weather his constitution was up to the test.

Sweet Cheeks said...

He was having sex with those man eating sharks...that's it!

xl said...

Is this like being his e-pimp?

unique_stephen said...

Sweet > Cold have been sharks or perhaps cougars.

XL > ore like his e-cheer squad.

Ms Smack said...

omg he bought one of those battery operated vagina's and it malfunctioned on his willy, closing shut like the jaws of life, right?

LOL

Carnalis said...

an MFFF perhaps?