Monday, November 03, 2008

The smaller hole

For the first time since getting married I have gone back to using the smaller hole. Perhaps it is the extra gym work, perhaps holding back on the extra blue cheese and red wine but I have dropped a belt size in recent weeks. So much so I got wolf whistled at a the pool last week - OK, so what if it was from a menopausal librarian - there's a first time for everything.

- excursion into diet blogging is now over -

13 comments:

De Campo BC said...

You know what they say about menopausal librarians?

Ummmm, neither do I. In any event, congratulations on getting one step closer to becoming a male model. Next step? Get your ass pinched by a bi-polar cafeteria lady.

fingers said...

'For the first time since getting married I have gone back to using the smaller hole.'

What a lovely anniversary gift from your wife. Is there a card that goes with it...

unique_stephen said...

Something with a picture of a black hole on it I imagine.

sparsely kate said...

HAHAHAh. Oh I laughed.

Cat said...

A whistle is a whistle!!!
Enjoy!

Cat

Em said...

Haha... was that an excursion into diet blogging? Where's the before and after pictures?

LauraDanielleDotN said...

**Whistle from Pennsylvania**

Congratulations on the new belt loop!

Eostre said...

I should probably get my mind out of the gutter sometime soon.

Does being attractive to cougars means that they can somehow sense that you are prey?

Molly said...

Oh I totally thought I was going to be reading something else when I looked at your post! I thought, wow, his wife really doesn't mind him sharing!!!

phishez said...

Damn you! I'm still in my shitty fat arsed jeans.

*fumes silently in the corner and contemplates throwing up her non solid dinner*

Memphis Steve said...

I could've sworn I said something witty and clever here. Or perhaps it was something shitty and obscene? That sounds more like me, doesn't it?

Bo Bo said...

Lately if I go for a hole I get the belt.

Fusion said...

Congrats, smaller holes are always better ;)