For the first time since getting married I have gone back to using the smaller hole. Perhaps it is the extra gym work, perhaps holding back on the extra blue cheese and red wine but I have dropped a belt size in recent weeks. So much so I got wolf whistled at a the pool last week - OK, so what if it was from a menopausal librarian - there's a first time for everything.
- excursion into diet blogging is now over -
Monday, November 03, 2008
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You know what they say about menopausal librarians?
Ummmm, neither do I. In any event, congratulations on getting one step closer to becoming a male model. Next step? Get your ass pinched by a bi-polar cafeteria lady.
'For the first time since getting married I have gone back to using the smaller hole.'
What a lovely anniversary gift from your wife. Is there a card that goes with it...
Something with a picture of a black hole on it I imagine.
HAHAHAh. Oh I laughed.
A whistle is a whistle!!!
Enjoy!
Cat
Haha... was that an excursion into diet blogging? Where's the before and after pictures?
**Whistle from Pennsylvania**
Congratulations on the new belt loop!
I should probably get my mind out of the gutter sometime soon.
Does being attractive to cougars means that they can somehow sense that you are prey?
Oh I totally thought I was going to be reading something else when I looked at your post! I thought, wow, his wife really doesn't mind him sharing!!!
I could've sworn I said something witty and clever here. Or perhaps it was something shitty and obscene? That sounds more like me, doesn't it?
Lately if I go for a hole I get the belt.
Congrats, smaller holes are always better ;)
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